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mistress-riddle · 1 year ago

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tommy speaking loudly in the library is just so in character of him, he's just annoying like that 🙄

#ˋˏ mimi talks 😗 ˎˊ #tommy shelby #fuck the war man #we could've had more comedic tommy #his jokes are all ones that you'd secretly laugh at #that one that gets you smiling in secret #“my conscious got the better of me she looks good on the outside but... she has the clap”#nah fuck outta here #i would've left the room cackling bc wtaf?#peaky blinders #thomas shelby

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illusioncanthurtme--art · 2 months ago

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Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

#HEALED FIDDLEFORD HAS ME BOUNCING OFF THE FUCKING WALLS!!!!!!! GIVE THE MAN A BRIGHT HAPPY FUTURE!!! FUCK!!!!!#I don't know how i'm coming off right now #when i say that i've been super manic about them for the past week I really mean it #guys Idk but I think I might be fiddlestans number one fan #I liked this pairing before book of bill and after reading it it only solidified things #IT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A CRACK SHIP TO ME!!!!!!!!#fiddlestan #gravity falls #anyway this is supposed to be them the next summer #stan is working the shack to tutor soos for tourist season #fiddleford has changed while the twins were on the stan o war #STAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL AT FIRST and they have a lot of shit to work through from their past before they can start making out dksjds #sketchbook #traditional art #pencil drawing #traditional drawing #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls fanart

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nando161mando · 4 months ago

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Man this shit is depressing.

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graye · 4 months ago

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Rumors say this is what tipped Anakin to the Dark side.

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trektown · 12 days ago

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Star Wars fans are so homophobic meanwhile Star Trek fans are finding new and interesting ways for these characters to fuck nasty

#and this does not include every Star Wars fan some of yall are cool as fuck #don’t get me wrong I love Star Wars too but man the fans make me angry #every crew is a polycule if you squint hard enough #star trek #trekposting #star trek ds9 #star trek tng #star trek tos #star trek voyager #star trek vs star wars #star wars

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vaperarmand · 11 months ago

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to speculate about the sexual and romantic undertones of celebrities’ professional relationships

#thinking about the larry thing again. all my life i’ve been a believer 🙏#obviously many times of misguided beliefs were there before i like. learned how the world works. now i practice rpf discernment #but quite frankly there’s nothing like the drug of looking at star wars ot promo and being like man.#carrie fisher and harrison ford definitely fucked didn’t they.#and then for carrie fisher to drop the princess diarist and be like yeah me and harrison had the most torrid 70s affair #you can possibly imagine.#VINDICATIONNNNN #quite frankly they are the reason i still believe something similar happened with gillovny. we just need the memoir drop #rpf quiz

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jedi-starbird · 6 months ago

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The JA books and subsequent woobification of padawan Obi-Wan have people overlooking a key fact, which is the innate ability of all 14 yr olds to immediately lock onto your deepest insecurities and fucking eviscerate you. You look at TCW Obi-Wan's bitchiness and tell me he did not have this ability but dialled up to 11 cause he's also a psychic force-sensitive.

I fully believe padawan Obi-Wan was terrorising Qui-Gon, the reason that man's always running ahead and leaving his padawan behind is because he's avoiding having to explain his life choices to the galaxy's most judgemental teenager. Initiate Obi-Wan is aggressive, padawan Obi-Wan is passive-aggressive.

#this kid was fully ready to tell the master who he just acquired through the skin of his teeth to get fucked if he doesnt agree on M/D #yoda put them together cause he knows obi wan can hold his own against qui gon giving him a taste of his own medicine #qui gon post xanatos is easy pickings but it seems mean to kick a man while he's down so thats why obi wan mostly bites his tongue #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #star wars

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art-is-kayos · 30 days ago

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Checking up on his commission

#hate this guy. spoilers under tag cutoff #i fear i may have cooked with the tags. slash jay.#I've always imagined him with Particulars but I keep forgetting to draw them til like now #he speaks in lowercase to me. for reasons #I wanna know more about this untrustworthy bisexual but I also kinda wanna attack him every time he shows up #cant wait for the inevitable boss fight #fun fact: according to the dictionary 'nebulae' can refer to a clouded spot on the cornea that can cause defective vision #a limbus is 'the junction of the cornea and sclera in the eye'#so I think I speak for us all when I say WHAT THE FUCK MAN #what the hell was he on abt with Dante falling from the sky. and by sheep does he mean June 985 or?#if anyone wants to theorise on my post I'm all for it #limbus company #dante lcb #demian lcb #⏰🐍#unfortunately proud of that caption btw he really is just wanting his comm #HM WAIT BACK AGAIN #is the way the San was on about with leading the fallen nebulae home what causes J985?#as in - it is not people dying but them returning to their rightful place outside the City #with Purgatorio being the war 📘[i think] mentioned #is the doomsday Dante's head leading to the war? it typically refers to humanity's self destruction #or any globlal catastrophe #oh ok with PM is being sneaky again the Wiki page says it was inaugurated in June and guess when the MDE is #but generally things like nuclear war - AI and climate change are the main factors contributing to it #and we've already faced AI in the prev games via Angie so presumably one of the others will be the main force behind Dante's midnight #i personally like the nuclear angle given how Dante's head is already a clock #*BOMB. THEIR HEAD IS A BOMB THAT CAN BLOW UP #please do not write tags at night this was a bad idea

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lovebunnie · 7 months ago

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AND THEY LIVED ON PABOO? AND GOT TO GROW OLD IN COMFORT???? THEY GOT TO GET GREY HAIRS AND THEY GOT TO REST?????? THE CLONES GOT A HAPPY ENDING??????????????

#space.txt #STAR WARS #THE BAD BATCH #THE BAD BATCH SPOILERS #DUDE OH MY GOD #OLD MAN HUNTER IS FUCKING CRAZY #1k

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betterthanbatman1 · 11 months ago

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Love him acting like a dog who knows it shouldn’t have its owner’s shoe in its mouth

#He continues because no one tells him what to do #Hell yeah Jay fuck them up #Idk why this panel just looked funny to me #Imagine this grown ass man from the batclan #just squat and pull a gun out from the ground #what do you do in that situation??#jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #dc comics #Gotham war #This made more sense in my head

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the-owl-tree · 1 year ago

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I know you said it as a joke but please, tell us more about the Au where Longtail is a mutated ferret, does he do the weasel war dance

he absolutely has to now

#warrior cats #deer scribbles #firestar #longtail #does this joke work?#im doing this joke #i was gonna do the “what the fuck man” joke again because repetition #but i read the wikipedia article for weasel war dance #and it explained that they did it to disorient predators?? and this post came to mind

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hercarisntyours · 14 days ago

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you don't understand how badly I need mockumentry sitcom transformers

(edit: for the people now seeing this I am making a tfone the office au!! (and taking suggestions for scenes lmao!!)

#in general any cont. but rn tfone specifically #a mockumentry on how newly cogs are getting on and yes that includes the big 3 op e1 bee inside the new government #the shenanigans ???!??!#it'd be so good I fear #like OP agrees to it to settle fear within citizens. Bee loves it and Elita avoids the camera any chance she gets #which isn't a lot #I think Jazz would be good behind the camera man #then it fucking ends with the war starting #PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR SOMEKNE TO MAKE A FIC OF THIS #I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THIS but not enough room on my plate to exercise/start/indulge in it #transformers #elita one #elita 1 #transformers one #tf one #tf one elita #optimus prime #orion pax #tf one orion pax #I mean obviously I'd have oplita (and wheelratch)#b 127 #badassatron #bumblebee #tf one bumblebee #tf one b 127 #tf one 2024 #tf one optimus #maccadam #maccadams

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theghooligan · 5 months ago

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aemond one-eye “that’s-okay-they-can-die-for-my-aesthetic” targaryen:

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cora-vizsla · 2 years ago

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Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”

#star wars #paz vizsla #paz viszla #the mandalorian incorrect quotes #the mandolarian #din djarin #bo katan kryze #big blue #this man has so much hate #I swear I heard Din roll his fucking eyes #why did it sound metal #like how did he SOUND annoyed when he didn’t speak yet #you can’t convince me that they didn’t kick the shit out of each other as kids #why is this man so large #as big as a mythosaur #the mandalorian #he’s so fucking hot #big blue bastard

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hildechainx · 11 months ago

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that part in obimaul fics when:

#star wars #star wars fanart #obimaul #obi wan x maul #obi wan kenobi #sw art #maul opress #darth maul #maul #SIDIOUS GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HIM !!!#he fucked my man UP 😭

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deserthusbands · 7 months ago

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obi-wan, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: in your opinion, dear, what's the height of stupidity?

cody, turning to anakin: how tall are you?

#commander cody #star wars the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #codywan #obi wan x cody #incorrect quotes #codywan incorrect quotes #when i tell you this man didn't even hesitate !!#anakin skywalker #sorry not sorry bud #anakin: D:#obi-wan: he's 6'2.#cody: 6'2.#obi-wan: thank you dear.#cody: yw ^^#anakin: what the fuck man–#*bows*

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